FILE CABINET
Agent 003 / Agent Jay
Name: Alexander James
McLean
Alias: Agent Jay
Age: 28
Rank: 003
Recruiter to Himitsu Takana: None other than
Agent K
1. Lets start simple, what's your favorite color?
Yellow,
what's not to like about a color that damn bright?
2. Name your most recent dream.
Me,
Emerald, oils....do I really need to add on? Hell I should go find her so we
can reenact the thing.
3. Do you feel someone is after you?
All
the time, usually it's the women.
4. If you had to pick a fruit to describe yourself as, what would it be?
Why?
A
coconut, I'm hard to crack.
5. Who was the last person you kissed?
Emerald
6. Have you ever been in love?
Sure,
who hasn't? It never works out in this business
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
No.
But Aliens? Oh fuck yeah...for reasons the
8. Why do fools fall in love?
Because
every does...or love makes them fools. You decide
9. How many CDs do you own?
Too
many to fucking count. Music is the soul's way of expression.
10. Your Good Luck Charm:
Ahem...
K would get mad if I was honest. So we'll just say my fedora instead.
11. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Depends
on how many women are in the bed with me
12. Do you drink milk?
Sure,
it makes you grow big...
13. Person You Hate Most:
I
try not to hate. Hate gives out a negative energy and I try to remain positive
in my work. We'll say I despise what Drumz has
become.
14. A phrase or word you say often:
I
tell Carter to calm down a lot *snicker*
15. Do you think God has a gender?
If
I'm lucky God is a woman
16. How many rings until you answer the phone?
Two,
I like to make em wait
17. What is something scientists need to invent?
Ehh
I think whatever it is
18. Are you a virgin?
Are
you shittin me? No
19. Who was your first?
My
old high school sweetheart.
20. If you could travel into space, where would you go?
To
the planets the aliens came from
21. Did you play with Barbies as a child?
No,
but GI Joe was the shit back in the day
22. How many grades have you failed?
None
failed...
23. Rank the five most important people in your life and why.
1.
Mom - She has no idea what I do for a living but I love her. She's a strong
woman and raised me cause my father was a chickenshit
who abandoned us.
2.
K - The man may seem anal, serious, closed off, but he's not. He's actual
loyal, protective, and my closest friend in the agency.
3.
Emerald - We have a casual thing most would say, but the girl is fierce, and I
love having that chick around
4.
Carter - I think we all have a soft spot for that little shithead
5.
The ladies. I'm a rebel so fuck only picking 5. Red,
24. If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?
My
father
25. Describe how you came to join Himitsu Takana. (however if it involved
a painful event we won't require this question to be answered)
Confidential,
and K knows the story anyway
26. Do you have good vision?
You
have to to be a good agent. Justin learned the hard
way
27. Do you tend to speed when you drive?
Well
yeah, what's the fun of being above the law if you don't speed?
28. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Sometimes,
I'm trying to quit.
29. Does your temper flare a lot?
Nah,
I save that for K
30. Do you get emotional easily?
No
31. Do you get obnoxious when you're drunk?
No,
I tend not to drink cause a mission can happen at any time. I need clear ass judgement since I'm the boss just below K
32. Which shoe goes on first?
The
right one obviously
33. Name one thing you do that people always point out:
Lower
my shades when I make a point. Red and Emerald tease me about it now
34. Are you superstitious?
About
some things, there's a lot of shit that can't be explained in the world
35. Do you get bored with relationships quickly?
No
cause I don't define that stuff anymore. Makes it complicated
36. Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
When
a woman's covering me
37. What position do you sleep in?
Depends
on how many girls are in the bed with me
38. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yes
39. Do you like cottage cheese?
No
40. What's the last song you had in your head?
Motown
Philly by Boyz II Men
41. How many countries have you visited?
Too
many to count
42. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
A
pair of wicked ass shades equipped with a heat sensor that
43. Last time you cried?
When
my grandparents died
44. Ever walked into a wall?
No,
I ain't Carter
45. Are you currently wearing socks?
No
46. Favorite time of the year?
I
like summer, bikini season
47. Are you a generally happy person?
Yeah,
happy, relaxed, and mellow. That's me.
48. Have you made a prank phone call?
Sure,
to the CIA...*snickers* at K's cousin's expense
49. Do you like your hair?
*laughs*
What hair? It's going on me. And yet I'm still sexy
50. Do you like yourself?
Yep
51. Are you closer to your mother or father?
My
mother since she actually stuck around
52. Do you want anyone?
Yes,
Emerald to reenact my dream with me. I already said that
53. Do you like to eat grapes?
No,
hate em
54. Ever been snowboarding?
Yeah
and I broke my ankle doing it last time
55. Describe yourself in one word.
Rebel
56. Remember those top 5 people you ranked? Describe each of them with
one word.
Mom
- Superwoman
K
- Deep
Emerald
- Electric
Carter
- Potential
Red
- Yin/Yang
Diamond
- Valley
57. Now explain why you picked the word you did for each of them in the
above question.
No.
Cause now this is just being difficult
58. Do you like Pepsi or Coke?
Ginger
Ale
59. Name your biggest flaw.
That
sometimes I am too mellow with the agents, but it balances against K when he's
too strict
60. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Nick,
61. Aren’t you glad you’re finally done?
Fuck
yeah...oh Emerald...
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