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Agent 003 / Agent Jay

 

Name:  Alexander James McLean

Alias:  Agent Jay

Age:  28

Rank:  003

Recruiter to Himitsu Takana:  None other than Agent K

 

1. Lets start simple, what's your favorite color?

Yellow, what's not to like about a color that damn bright?

 

2. Name your most recent dream.

Me, Emerald, oils....do I really need to add on? Hell I should go find her so we can reenact the thing.

 

3. Do you feel someone is after you?

All the time, usually it's the women.

 

4. If you had to pick a fruit to describe yourself as, what would it be? Why?

A coconut, I'm hard to crack.

 

5. Who was the last person you kissed?

Emerald

 

6. Have you ever been in love?

Sure, who hasn't? It never works out in this business

 

7. Do you believe in ghosts?

No. But Aliens? Oh fuck yeah...for reasons the US govt covered up. But ghosts? Nah but not every is explainable either.

 

8. Why do fools fall in love?

Because every does...or love makes them fools. You decide

 

9. How many CDs do you own?

Too many to fucking count. Music is the soul's way of expression.

 

10. Your Good Luck Charm:

Ahem... K would get mad if I was honest. So we'll just say my fedora instead.

 

11. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Depends on how many women are in the bed with me

 

12. Do you drink milk?

Sure, it makes you grow big...

 

13. Person You Hate Most:

I try not to hate. Hate gives out a negative energy and I try to remain positive in my work. We'll say I despise what Drumz has become.

 

14. A phrase or word you say often:

I tell Carter to calm down a lot *snicker*

 

15. Do you think God has a gender?

If I'm lucky God is a woman

 

16. How many rings until you answer the phone?

Two, I like to make em wait

 

17. What is something scientists need to invent?

Ehh I think whatever it is Pearl will come up with eventually

 

18. Are you a virgin?

Are you shittin me? No

 

19. Who was your first?

My old high school sweetheart.

 

20. If you could travel into space, where would you go?

To the planets the aliens came from

 

21. Did you play with Barbies as a child?

No, but GI Joe was the shit back in the day

 

22. How many grades have you failed?

None failed...

 

23. Rank the five most important people in your life and why.

1. Mom - She has no idea what I do for a living but I love her. She's a strong woman and raised me cause my father was a chickenshit who abandoned us.

2. K - The man may seem anal, serious, closed off, but he's not. He's actual loyal, protective, and my closest friend in the agency.

3. Emerald - We have a casual thing most would say, but the girl is fierce, and I love having that chick around

4. Carter - I think we all have a soft spot for that little shithead

5. The ladies. I'm a rebel so fuck only picking 5. Red, Pearl, and Diamond. Those ladies help keep things going and they add spice to the job.

 

24. If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?

My father

 

25. Describe how you came to join Himitsu Takana. (however if it involved a painful event we won't require this question to be answered)

Confidential, and K knows the story anyway

 

26. Do you have good vision?

You have to to be a good agent. Justin learned the hard way

 

27. Do you tend to speed when you drive?

Well yeah, what's the fun of being above the law if you don't speed?

 

28. Do you smoke cigarettes?

Sometimes, I'm trying to quit.

 

29. Does your temper flare a lot?

Nah, I save that for K

 

30. Do you get emotional easily?

No

 

31. Do you get obnoxious when you're drunk?

No, I tend not to drink cause a mission can happen at any time. I need clear ass judgement since I'm the boss just below K

 

32. Which shoe goes on first?

The right one obviously

 

33. Name one thing you do that people always point out:

Lower my shades when I make a point. Red and Emerald tease me about it now

 

34. Are you superstitious?

About some things, there's a lot of shit that can't be explained in the world

 

35. Do you get bored with relationships quickly?

No cause I don't define that stuff anymore. Makes it complicated

 

36. Can you sleep without blankets covering you?

When a woman's covering me

 

37. What position do you sleep in?

Depends on how many girls are in the bed with me

 

38. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Yes

 

39. Do you like cottage cheese?

No

 

40. What's the last song you had in your head?

Motown Philly by Boyz II Men

 

41. How many countries have you visited?

Too many to count

 

42. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?

A pair of wicked ass shades equipped with a heat sensor that Pearl designed...and my favorite fedora

 

43. Last time you cried?

When my grandparents died

 

44. Ever walked into a wall?

No, I ain't Carter

 

45. Are you currently wearing socks?

No

 

46. Favorite time of the year?

I like summer, bikini season

 

47. Are you a generally happy person?

Yeah, happy, relaxed, and mellow. That's me.

 

48. Have you made a prank phone call?

Sure, to the CIA...*snickers* at K's cousin's expense

 

49. Do you like your hair?

*laughs* What hair? It's going on me. And yet I'm still sexy

 

50. Do you like yourself?

Yep

 

51. Are you closer to your mother or father?

My mother since she actually stuck around

 

52. Do you want anyone?

Yes, Emerald to reenact my dream with me. I already said that

 

53. Do you like to eat grapes?

No, hate em

 

54. Ever been snowboarding?

Yeah and I broke my ankle doing it last time

 

55. Describe yourself in one word.

Rebel

 

56. Remember those top 5 people you ranked? Describe each of them with one word.

Mom - Superwoman

K - Deep

Emerald - Electric

Carter - Potential

Red - Yin/Yang

Pearl - Layered

Diamond - Valley

 

57. Now explain why you picked the word you did for each of them in the above question.

No. Cause now this is just being difficult

 

58. Do you like Pepsi or Coke?

Ginger Ale

 

59. Name your biggest flaw.

That sometimes I am too mellow with the agents, but it balances against K when he's too strict

 

60. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Nick, Pearl, and Justin's hair *laughs* It's a long ass hilarious story

 

61. Aren’t you glad you’re finally done?

Fuck yeah...oh Emerald...

 

 

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