Synopsis:
“Take this moment and bottle up this feeling…”
In the seaside town of Adventure Bay, a sense of excitement has been brewing ever since the world’s best-selling boyband, the Backstreet Boys, announced that they would be bringing their highly-anticipated tour there. But when a larger than life disaster strikes during the concert, Mayor Goodway must call on Ryder and his team of pups to save the day. No job is too big. No pup is too small. PAW Patrol is on a roll!
Once the good pups have saved the day, it’s time to play… with the hottest boys in Adventure Bay. Chase is ready for action with Kevin, Marshall’s fired up for a red hot romp with Howie, and Zuma’s all set to get wet with Nick. And which pup will go down on Brian? Rubble on the double! Meanwhile, Rocky learns a valuable lesson from AJ: “Don’t lose it, reuse it!” doesn’t apply to condoms. If you want it to be wild, gotta know just who to dial: PAW Patrol!
Genre: action/adventure, drama, romance
Starring: group
Status: complete
Published: April 2026
APRIL FOOL! 😜
Sorry to disappoint anyone who was genuinely looking forward to reading a kinky crossover fic featuring the Backstreet Boys and PAW Patrol, but bestiality is not something I could ever bring myself to write, even as a joke.
You almost didn’t even get this fake synopsis of a story because, as is often the case with my April Fools’ pranks lately, it was a last-minute idea that I came up with on March 31st. I was close to admitting defeat and announcing that, after 25 years, I’d decided it was time to retire my annual April Fools’ tradition. But, then, the Backstreet Boys gave me the gift of the PAW Patrol movie trailer, featuring their new song “Bottle Up,” which inspired the idea to write a fake PAW Patrol crossover fanfic.
Fun Fact: Did you know there are over a thousand real works of PAW Patrol fanfiction on AO3? Well, if you didn’t before, you do now! And, yes, some of them are undoubtedly smutty because… Rule #34 of the internet. Enjoy!